Remember these?
When/why did you stop using these? They are awesome. They are a shining piece of elemental brilliance in an otherwise muddy, complex, complicated, sugar-packet-laden world. They save incalculable amounts of time at the counter of coffee accoutrements, particularly for those with a sweet tooth who can't handle a cup of coffee that isn't at least 35% sugar. Less people taking up space at that counter, more regular flow of customers in and out of your establishment, more room for those customers, more money for you. Also, less waste. SO much less waste. I thought you were all about the clean and green, Starbucks? Those paper sugar packets don't disappear once they're thrown in the trash can.
In short: There was nothing wrong with the glass sugar dispenser, and about a hundred things right with it. Please bring it back. (You twats.)
Yours truly,
Get Off My Lawn, c.o. Damn Kids with their Rap Music
